Ravens' Reeking Shoe Sale

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The sneakers are bartender sneakers. She puts them inside a box in her
trunk because they smell so bad! They are 10 years-old. When she brought
them inside, she said she almost felt like asking me for an antiseptic
wipe! I think I will surprise her, and get them myself. Those things are horrible!


BTW, this Saturday is 12/13/14. Its the last time EVER that the date will be in sequential order. So I'm telling lots of people that whatever they do that day to do it BIG and make it memorable!!!

12/13/14

Fans...this is HUGE news!!! Its a last time thing that will NEVER happen again. This Saturday is 12/13/14. It is the last time EVER that the date will be in sequential order. I want you all to do something extra special that day. Myself, I want to shoot one of the hottest girls I can find that day. And if there is time for other fun stuff, I'll do that too. So I'm going to work on finding that girl. In the meantime, you work on figuring out what you are going to do to make 12/13/14 memorable!!!

One New Everyday Girl - Sarah

In gambling, sometimes you win, and sometimes you lose. But sometimes, you win and lose. Huh? OK, let me explain. But before I do, I want you to meet our newest everyday girl Sarah.

Most states in the U.S. have some type of lottery or scratch off card-based game residents can play. Sometimes people win big, other times, not at all. And then there are times when people win so small, they still say they lose. Well, I checked some ads, and found one that struck me. So I rolled the dice to see what would happen. Sarah replied to my text rather quickly. In my experiences this is usually not a good sign, especially if the girl in the ad looks super hot. I had a no call, no show, so I wanted to have someone to shoot so as to fill the spot. Sarah said she would do it after we spoke by phone. Alright, so it would appear I won big, right? Read on, please....

When Sarah arrived, she looked about 20 percent what I saw in her ad. It took me a while to figure out she probably used pictures of herself from high school, which is more common than you think, or used pictures of a girl who had traits similar to hers. Oh well...too late now. I ordered the meal, now I had to eat it.

I won because I wanted someone to shoot, and got someone. However, the someone I got did not accurately match up with her pictures, so I lost. Sarah made up for it with two pairs of stinky shoes, plus she hadn't been home since I last spoke with her. She told me she hadn't been to sleep yet. So that meant she was up for at least 17 hours by the time she arrived. Most girls tap out on the weekend because they party too hard to wake up the next day. So I was definitely surprised that Sarah came over without sleep. Apparently...I won again.

We had a good shoot. Sarah never had a foot massage or anyone suck her toes. She definitely enjoyed both, and was happy she came by for the shoot, especially after being up for so long and ending up with hot, tired feet in need of attention.